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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(Source: toasternudel)


wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is


deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere


phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t)


darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

(Source: panerasexual)


lameborghini:

hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit